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A Very Merry Feast from the House of Porkula

‘Tis the season for gathering, gratitude, and glorious food! Count Porkula invites you to bring home a holiday spread full of smoky comfort and festive flavor. Whether you're hosting an intimate gathering or entertaining a lively holiday crowd, our handcrafted feasts make celebrating simple and delicious.
Every meal comes with simple reheating instructions, ensuring your holiday table is warm, delicious,
and stress-free.

Order Cut Off Date: December 20
Pickup Dates: December 22–24th  - We close Christmas Eve (the 24th) at 3pm. 

SMALL HOLIDAY FEAST — $99

Feeds 4–6

  • Turkey Breast

  • Choice of 2 Quart-Sized Sides

  • 12 Rolls or 6 Cornbread Muffins

LARGE HOLIDAY FEAST — $199

Feeds 10

  • Ham

  • 2 Half-Pan Sides

  • 12 Devilish Eggs

  • 24 Rolls or 12 Cornbread Muffins

MAINS

  • Smoked Spiral Ham (6–8 lbs) — $76

  • Smoked Turkey Breast — $50

  • Whole Brisket — $160

  • Whole Smoked Chicken — $30

  • Pork Belly Burnt Ends — $30/lb

  • Prime Brisket Burnt Ends — $30/lb

  • Baby Back Ribs — $33 per rack

SIDES

Pints

  • Mac & Cheese — $9.00

  • Collard Greens — $6.50

  • Green Beans — $6.50

  • Corn Pudding — $9.00

  • Baked Beans — $6.50

Quarts

  • Mac & Cheese — $17.50

  • Green Beans — $12.00

  • Collard Greens — $12.00

  • Baked Beans — $12.00

  • Corn Pudding — $17.50

  • Pasta Salad — $12.00

  • Baked Potato Salad — $12.00

  • Deviled Egg Potato Salad — $12.00

  • Slaw — $12.00

  • Fried Okra — $12.00

Half Pans

  • Mac & Cheese — $48.00

  • Green Beans — $42.00

  • Collard Greens — $42.00

  • Baked Beans — $42.00

  • Corn Pudding — $48.00

  • Pasta Salad — $42.00

  • Baked Potato Salad — $42.00

  • Deviled Egg Potato Salad — $42.00

  • Slaw — $42.00

  • Fried Okra — $42.00